every wednesday night
you're with me in my living room
i just can't get enough of you
on my tv screen
i know that it's not right
i know that you're not really real
but that can't change the way i feel
if only it could be
every wednesday night

i watch it every single week
if only my life could be more like the kids on dawson's creek
they speak so eloquently, so much better than me
and something scandalous is always happening
always something to do, always something new to see

you could be my joey potter, the girl next door
i could be your dawson, i wouldn't ask for anything more
if somebody else liked you it would turn out they're gay
if i were on the show we'd hit it every day
real life is such a bore

katie holmes is not quite as hot as claire danes
i'd get with her and andie and even jen, jen's a slut, but that's ok
if i could you know i would pack my things and move to capeside
if only it were possible, you know i would have tried

every wednesday night
i fall asleep and dream of you
if only my dreams would come true
i wouldn't watch tv
every wednesday night